So Cultured
A greek & an italian was drinking
coffee one day discussing who has
the superior culture.
Over a triple lattees, the greek guy
says, "Well, we have the PArthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the italian
replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The greek retorts, "We gave birth to
advanced mathematics." The italian
noding in agreement says,"But we
built the Roman Empire." And so on and
on until the greek comes up with what
thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says
"We invented sex!"
The italian replies,"That's true, but the
italians introduced it to women!"
